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Digital Glossolalia

TO JEFFERSON:

I got a fortune cookie last week and it said, “A passionate new romance will appear in your life when you least expect it…”

I have claimed the fortune and have made it mine! Hallelujah!

Oh, what’s this? I feel an overwhelming sense of the gift of glossolalia come over me -

hoba hoba giva me a taco, taco, taco, backo la alala bubana hasputta. Amenha!!

 

FROM JEFFERSON:

I've heard of speaking of tongues, but typing in tongues is a new one! Make sure you exercise this gift in accordance with the principles that Paul sets out in 1 Corinthians 14.

 

(To all of my Charismatic friends, I apologize.)

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